5th of November:
Outside, the air suitably smells of powder, smoke — it’s bitter cold but no matter, because for the crowds, it’s all about homegrown terrorism and Guy Fawkes.
A penny for the guy and a penny for your thoughts, before you play your hand — straight As for your poker face and the impressive attention span.
It’s a royal flush of course: you win, take everything-including me-on the table. It’s messy, it’s bold, the cards tumble, fall to the floor.
“Preposterous” I mumble.
Why? I don’t know, maybe the wine was responsible, or this is what happens when sanity crumbles.
“Say it again” he tells me…he insists, when I don’t reply instantly.
I oblige: “Pre-pos-ter-ous”
Possibly the strangest dirty talk ever, have I done weirder? I can’t recall.
Nevertheless, as long as there’s no straight jackets, give us a cell and padded walls—sex laced with intellect from dusk till dawn—I guarantee I’d never get bored.
Pre-pos-ter-ous. Possibly my new favourite word…this, I discovered on a night filled with fireworks, on the
5th of November.
I must remember to play cards more often, Nathalie. The upside seems unpredictable, and wonderfully preposterous. ❤
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Haha oh Rob, you never fail to make me laugh 😘
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Deal me in! ❤
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How is your poker face? 😏
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Quite pointed, yet discreet. 😉
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😂
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This beats the hell out of “say my name” 😎!
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Doesn’t it just? 😉
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So much better!
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Right? Apparently it was the combination of the actual word and my accent when I said it…or so I was told afterwards lol
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Before, during, afterwards, this is the bomb!
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😎
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Holly…a new emoji? 🎉
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I finally found my moji’s! 😊
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Haha it’s cause to celebrate 😉
They can be useful…here and there…once in a while…as long as you don’t haemorrhage 😳
I used to know somebody who couldn’t send a text or do a Twitter status without adding at least 4 or 5 emojis at the end of each tweet…thereby giving everyone the impression he was a 13 year-old girl 🙄
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I hope I don’t succumb to the emoji addiction…Seriously, I hear you.
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I always get horny whenever I think of Guy Fawkes, too. Odd, I know, cause I’m neither gay, British or a terrorist, but there’s just something about Guy Fawkes and gunpowder plots that get me goin’. 🙂
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Hahaha
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To be fair, gunpowder plots are pretty damn cool…and sexy too 😜
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Indeed they are.
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I can understand how that could linger on your tongue
Never trust anyone who doesn’t understand the fireworks
And the gasm of it all
The Sheldon Perspective
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Thank you, Sheldon for your unique perspective 😉
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Love this
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I’m so glad you do, thank you! 🙂
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Your welcoke
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Fantastic, I love it!
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Yay! Thanks so much, Meg 🙂
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Kind of a crazy game but it sounds fun. Well written. 🙂
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Thank you 🙂
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Happy Day 🙂
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Hope you’re having a lovely week 🙂
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If pre-pos-te-rous is the prelude to Posterous, what then would Psterous be? Some “Roussian” post? Or just a prelude to Posterity.
But then a Prelude (and preludes are almost always better) is pre-vious to a Lude, the Game. 😉
Allez, assez déconné. I am just being preposterous. Bonne semaine.
Brian
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Haha, what a GREAT comment! Made me laugh 😀
Bonne semaine aussi, Brian
Nathalie
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Merci Nathalie. Mais la semaine a été un peu gâchée mardi… 😦
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A pre-posterous election indeed. 😉
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Explosive! 🔥💕
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Thank you, Eric! 😘💜
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💜😚
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Okay, I’m holding a 5, 6, 7, 8 & 9 of diamonds. I’m thinking it’s a straight flush.
Oh my! I just flushed the toilet. Eek the cards went down the tube. That’s what I get for playing poke – him …. erm.. poke – her in the bathroom when smoking pot.
Did I say that?
Yes! 😀 OMG, I just love being cheeky!
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Haha, love people with a sense of humour 😉
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Sex laced with intellect, nice…very nice! There is something very enticing about an accent as well.
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Ohhhh…on the table…I like how you slipped that in there. 😉 Love this!
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Nathalie. Check your email. I responded back. 🙂
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Okay, Charlie, I will 🙂
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