
Game of Thrones…
WHY?
Why do this to us? We invested so much into the show and have been treated with utter contempt in return.
Letās start with Daenerys. So many people are spitting mad she is now āthe insane queenā.
Iām sorry, but she was always destined to become exactly that. The only problem I have with her burning everything to the ground is that this season was incredibly rushed and we donāt see the progression of her state of mind clearly enough. But it was always on the cards. Dany has consistently shown pride and arrogance, an utter belief in her ārightā to rule. She never showed any mercy in the past when she thought people didnāt accept her birth right. She ultimately suffers from that god-awful self-righteousness that affects so many people who see themselves as “good” – they make the best tyrants because they believe that anything is justified when it comes to ridding the world from “bad” people. God knows Iāve seen enough of this in real life in the last 2 years, Iāve been abused and bullied by so many who preach ālove, not hateā simply because I disagree with them. Thatās not kindness, itās a horrifying sense of their own moral superiority which drives them. But I digress, revenons Ć nos moutons.
Jon Snow or Aegon Targaryen…it makes no difference: he knows nothing. I have grown so annoyed with him in the last few episodes. Leaving aside the fact thereās NO chemistry between him and Dany and their relationship has been unbelievable from the start and no more than a convenient plot point, what the hell was he doing indulging a woman who clearly cares more about the throne than their relationship? Also, does it not strike anyone as odd that incest has not been mentioned at all, not at any point since Jon discovered who he really was? Not once. Dany immediately begged him not to tell anyone, he refused at which point she turned frostier than all the combined ice queens throughout history…but he or she never said: oh, hey, weāre family and weāre…you know…having sex…maybe we should think about that…FOR AT LEAST A COUPLE OF SECONDS! But no, clearly incest is fine in this case even though the whole realm was in bits over Cersei and Jaime…okay.
So Jon watched with a stupid expression on his face when Dany started to let loose in the city and her āarmyā suddenly turned into bloodthirsty savages. The breaker of chains was now a burner of children and Jon was nonplussed, as if he really, REALLY didnāt see that coming.


I have championed Jon for years, but this last season has led me to think that maybe he doesnāt deserve the throne anymore than that crazy arrogant bitch does. Thatās an exaggeration actually, but he better redeem himself by killing her in the last episode – I wonāt be satisfied with anything less.
As for Tyrion. Heās meant to be a smart man, heās been one of my favourite characters because of it…and yet, he betrays Varys and chooses the wrong side …then we have to endure the camera lingering on his shocked and horrified face…what I was doing when that happened was shouting (quietly, it was almost 3am and other reasonable people in my house were sleeping) āwhat are you looking so shocked about? Is it because you realise you misplaced your brain?? You stupid fuck!ā

The fact he also thought Cersei would āgive upā if she thought the city was lost made no sense whatsoever. Does he NOT know his sister by now??
Varys…he deserved better, he really did. Again, if they hadnāt rushed this season we would have seen him think long and hard about whether Dany was fit to rule or not…he might have agonised over it…it would have taken time because, well, these things do and itās Varys ffs, he isnāt the type to be impatient or make decisions in haste…and yet from one episode to the next he decided the woman he had gone through so much to support wasnāt actually right for the role he had envisioned for her and he went straight to Jon with this…absolutely ridiculously stupid.
Are we REALLY meant to believe Varys would immediately betray Dany and that Tyrion would also immediately betray Varys?? Give us some credit, it flies in the face of everything we know about the characters.
The dragons…last week we lost one in about 20 seconds as a ballista seemed super accurate and destructive. Three shots managed to bring down a powerful moving target…JUST LIKE THAT.
Never mind the fact Dany and her advisers should have been prepared for some kind of attack as they were nearing Kingās Landing, NEVER MIND THAT, nobody thinks anymore because the writers wanted to be done with Game of Thrones once and for all…so last week we lost a dragon quickly and effortlessly, there was no strategy in place, no scouts had been sent ahead like theyāve been since the dawn of time in those kind of, you know, WAR situations. Fast forward to last night and aĀ ballista is ALL OF A SUDDEN totally ineffective – like it should have been last week – and the last remaining dragon now has a super duper instinct and is dodging everything aimed at it with NO problem whatsoever. Hmmm, ok.
Cersei…waiting with a faint smile on her face, confident af and I have to tell you, I was SURE she had some kind of brilliant plan in place. She must have had, right? Sheās displayed such cunning in the past, sheās smart, thereās no way sheād just wait for a dragon to come swooping down burning everything to the ground…right?

WRONG. Turns out there was NO plan, none whatsoever. The wildfire that had been put to such good use in the past may as well not have existed. Oh, it appeared, but as an afterthought, because the dragon ignited it as it was rampaging through the city. Could I have rolled my eyes any harder??Ā
I was asked to believe that this brilliant if flawed woman had lost her capacity for thinking too. No, no and no. Come the fuck on.
So I watched as the confident smile turned into a worried frown… then into a face betraying fear…then eventually into tears. Lena Headey is SUCH a brilliant actress, she can convey more with her face than most people with pages of dialogue…she deserved SO much better than this.
Jaime…that fight with Euron (how the fuck did he survive btw, another stupid thing in a long line of them) was contrived and utterly ridiculous…he somehow found his way to Cersei at the end of it…and he died with the woman he loved in his arms. How touching. But wait…THAT Jaime who knighted Brienne and had sex with her? That Jaime who stayed behind in Winterfell until he SUDDENLY decided he had to go and be with the love of his life after all?? Yeah, that one, because the writers yet again wanted to end all this as quickly as possible and destroyed all the character building that had gone on for entire seasons.

My favourite bit last night was the scene between Tyrion and Jaime btw, it reminded me of a time when GoT actually made sense and could be emotional and didnāt try hard to steamroll my favourite characters.
CleganeBowl was great too but once again it was part of an episode that packed far too much in. It kind of diminished something that had been coming for a LONG time.

Iām not sure what they were doing with Arya, I think that after she – kind of quickly and easily gave up on her revenge plans – served mainly as a witness to the horrors visited upon Kingās Landing’s inhabitants…all the people Dany is supposed to care about, the poor, the powerless, the REAL people.

I most probably leftĀ lots of stuff out, but to conclude: last nightās episode LOOKED great: the dragon unleashing hell, the carnage, the blood, the buildings collapsing, the people screaming, the burning bodies, the ash, the dust…visually, I canāt really fault it. But thatās all it was, style and no substance. Which might satisfy some people but most of us care a great deal more about content.

I am so, SO disappointed by this last season. I spent the time during the breaks and after the episode messaging with people who all, without any exception, felt as pissed off as I did. We felt CHEATED.
I read this on Twitter and it echoed my own thoughts so much, Iām ending this rant with it:

For anybody who wants a more measured review, you can check out Tom’s blog: Game of Thrones: The Final Season (NO spoilers)
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